Learn How to Drive

Okay, I have been traveling and driving A LOT lately. One thing I have realized is that people just do not know how to drive. I have devised a plan on how we can make people better drivers, and at the same time stimulate the economy by producing more money for the DMV. Every 5 years, we should have to take another driving test and have to pay $20 for this retake test. There will be a behind the wheel test and a written test. Here's what the written test will look like:

1. Which lane is the FAST lane?

2. If you are driving while nobody else is on the road and there is a right lane and a left lane, which lane should you cruise in?

3. If you are going to turn right and you see someone is waiting for you, so they can pull out, should you signal?

4. What does YEILD mean?

5. When at a stop sign, and you were the first at the stop sign, should you wait for everybody else to come to a stop before proceeding?

6. If 2 people come to a the stop sign at the same time, who has the right of way?

You have to get a perfect score on these six questions, or you fail, and you can not renew your driver's license. You have to go to traffic school and learn how to drive again. I am so tired of people not knowing how to drive. I feel as though most of driving comes as second nature after awhile, but if you never knew how to drive in the first place, you have already started off on the wrong foot. It really is not hard. I am not the best driver myself because I speed. One thing that makes me not the best driver is the way I swerve in and out of traffic, but the reason I have to do that is because other people are TERRIBLE at driving. I am beginning to believe that most people on the road do not even have their driver's license. Get a clue people!!! I think they sell them at Wal-Mart. Go pick one up.

Summer is Just Around the Corner

With the Packers winning the Super Bowl, football season is finally over. I can say that I actually gave football many chances, but until they get rid of stupid penalty calls I am always going to be bothered when I watch a football game. I get excited when someone gets laid out, or someone picks a ball for a touchdown. Don't get me wrong I think football can be exciting, but when I hear football fans say that the Super Bowl was boring, I have to second guess why they even watch the sport. Anyways, this means that summer is right around the corner.

I am here in Mississippi and it is freezing, but I will always keep my hopes up because warm weather and the best sport of all is only a couple months away. Summer is the best season and there is a reason why baseball is played during the summer; because it is the best sport! There have been a lot of offseason moves and I have not even been able to keep up with all the deals around the league. Once baseball season comes around people begin to appear in a better mood. Unless it is too hot, enjoying the heat while watching a baseball game for 2 and a half plus hours can is one of the best things in life. Eating peanuts, spitting sunflower seeds and watching their favorite players like Albert Pujols crush balls into the gap is another. I know my baseball fans will agree with me that there is nothing like baseball season. Another reason I think it is the best is because they play everyday. A baseball season has 12 times more games than a football season. Anyways, if you're a baseball fan start getting those juices flowing for the upcoming season. Being a Dodger fan, I completely forgot who won last year, but I definitely hope whoever did, does not win ever again. Go Dodgers!!!